Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

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Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

Ranked Competitive Sex by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

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Competitively Sexist

Like Competitively Racist Competitively Sexist is when someone is sexist in a hateful manner whether it be under the guise of some sort of gender equality or just mean spirited comments disparaging the offended party in a non joking or light hearted way meant to be taken seriously (regardless of the justification for speaking that way)

She said "We should castrated all men" shes Competitively Sexist

Competitively Sexist by insanegod October 6, 2018

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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