company dump 

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.

Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!

company dump by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013

Company Dumpty 

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

Company Dumpty by T Yo February 23, 2009

company dumpany 

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

company dumpany by beerman0531 November 6, 2015