A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
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Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
by T Yo February 23, 2009
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The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.
by beerman0531 November 6, 2015
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