The state of being afraid to talk or, generally, to communicate in any form. Can also apply to being too exhausted to try and communicate. Suffering from communiphobia.
Confused, tired and scattered, Jeannie couldn't muster an ounce of desire to continue the conversation - she was feeling completely communiphobic.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).