communikate

Some girl who lives some where and is totally doing your mum like right now. She's the bee's knees though.

oh my god, who the hell is that?! oh thats communikate, i know, wow right!

communikate by me_tarzan November 2, 2008

communikate

When you meet the cutest snow bunny named "Kate" at a pizza joint, but she disses you that night because of reasons unknown to you, you wait and wait, at least two years, but when you finally get to see her face, it's like you crave to communikate with her til the end of time.

"I met this girl, Kate, oh my can she communikate!"

communikate by Pilot Polly Pockets January 20, 2025

Communionated 

A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.

Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!

Communionated by Gerald Peterson May 13, 2017

Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.

Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.

Malicious Communications by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022

Communifake 

(v) Communifake: to pretend to call, text, IM, etc. on your phone but are really talking to no one.
(Usually used when alone or to avoid talking to people you see)

(n)Communifaker: Someone who does the above. See Communifake

"Since I was standing outside a McDonald's alone, I decided to communifake while waiting for Mary to pick me up."

Communifake by Brianna Leigh March 19, 2009

Komi Can’t Communicate 

The best anime ever

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!

Komi Can’t Communicate by Plutosecret March 5, 2022

Communifake 

The act of pretending to be texting, or talking on the cell phone in front of people. To look cool

Every time Zack came down from the elevator he would have his hands in his pocket and magically his phone would ring. In front of everyone sitting in the lobby, he would communifake to look as if he was busy and important and start off his pretend conversation with,,, WHATS UP MAN!!

Communifake by moozing February 23, 2009