Commonplace is a marketplace, like Facebook or Craigslist.
The difference is simple.
They handle delivery and payments.
That means no messaging strangers.
No negotiating.
No figuring out how to move a 300-pound item.
If you’re a buyer, you press buy now, pay securely, and we deliver and install it in your home.
If you’re a seller, you get paid securely at pickup while a professional crew handles the removal.
With Commonplace, you buy and sell big things without the hassle.

Instead of dealing with 40 Facebook messages and a guy named Mike saying ‘is this still available,’ I just used Commonplace and had the bike delivered to my apartment.

Facebook Marketplace is chaos. Commonplace is for people who value their time.

Commonplace by TheOGschmuck January 27, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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