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commie box
commie box by NewVegasPlayer1 June 10, 2022
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commie box • commieboo • Commie Bot • Commie • commie bastard • commie nazi • commie tears • commie sauce • Commie Bed • Commie cake
Commieboo
Latin name: Crassus communistus
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about Paul?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
Commieboo by Herr Shrek February 27, 2021
Commieboo
Commieboo by Vietnamese Flower March 3, 2021
commieboo
A commieboo is someone who strongly believes in communism and the power of the Soviet Union. Commieboos always win from wehraboos because Russians rush for B whilst Germans rushed to M, S and L.
Wehraboo: Tigers are the best tanks ever made
Tiger: *breaks every 2.5 meters*
commieboo: i think you meant our IS-2
Tiger: *breaks every 2.5 meters*
commieboo: i think you meant our IS-2
commieboo by This Degenerate June 11, 2019
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