Latin name: Crassus communistus
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about Paul?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
by Herr Shrek February 28, 2021
by Vietnamese Flower March 3, 2021
A fake term used by right wing grifters. It’s used as the term weaboo but for communism instead of japanese culture, for communism, despite communism not being a nationality, but a political ideology.
by add420 March 13, 2023
A commieboo is someone who strongly believes in communism and the power of the Soviet Union. Commieboos always win from wehraboos because Russians rush for B whilst Germans rushed to M, S and L.
Wehraboo: Tigers are the best tanks ever made
Tiger: *breaks every 2.5 meters*
commieboo: i think you meant our IS-2
Tiger: *breaks every 2.5 meters*
commieboo: i think you meant our IS-2
by This Degenerate June 11, 2019