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committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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aerobic commuting 

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.
My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

committing mass genocide 

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.
Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

committing bukakke 

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Commiting a JP 

Puking on a girl that you really like.
Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

status commenting 

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
status commenting by Katpaham February 13, 2009