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Command-stripping 

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).
"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."

commando's sacrifice 

To compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear. Truly a most shameful of fates.
Always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in China, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice.

Command Spread 

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
Command Spread by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018

command_storm

A term for developers who are furries, particularly ones bad at their job.
command_storm by BroodyWall15 January 2, 2025

Command Sergeant Moderator

A high-ranking moderator within a milsim unit, responsible for enforcing server rules, maintaining order during operations and being an overall hard ass to deal with in certain scenarios. Said person also thinks he can make you do push ups in real life.
"You better watch that friendly fire, or the Command Sergeant Moderator's gonna have a word with you after the mission."

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows 

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)