Definitions by efiki

pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.

Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!

pseudo-stalking by efiki September 8, 2018

comickaze 

An inadequate or disappointing joke which was intended by the comedian to induce anticipation of a amusing punchline, but delivers a dull and unfunny resolution.

Sean: Hey guys, I've got a good one for ya! Why did the man run around his bed? So he could catch up on his sleep!

Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.

Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!

comickaze by efiki December 21, 2010

kanyeversial 

Describes when Hip-Hop star Kanye West says and/or does something excessively ignorant

Ethan: "hey, JT! did you hear about how Kanye said that he's the voice of our generation?"

JT: "Yeah, there he goes being Kanyeversial again!"

kanyeversial by efiki September 15, 2009

mugging 

to steal one's coffee

Brian: Whoa, where the hell did my coffee go?

Ethan: Looks like you're the victim of a mugging.

Brian: Damnit!

mugging by efiki February 17, 2009

pussappear 

A combination of the terms "pussy out" and "disappear", pussappear is used when someone who fears physical retalation removes him or herself from a place where someone who he or she has angered suddenly enters.

Man, that Bryan guy is always pussappearing when we come around his house.

pussappear by efiki January 11, 2009

pussappear 

A combination of the terms "pussy out" and "disappear", pussappear is used when someone who fears physical retalation removes him or herself from a place where someone who he or she has angered suddenly enters.

Man, that Bryan guy is always pussappearing when we come around his house.

pussappear by efiki July 24, 2008

the cauldron 

To place your testicles into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the testicles

"yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"

the cauldron by efiki December 12, 2007