comickaze 

An inadequate or disappointing joke which was intended by the comedian to induce anticipation of a amusing punchline, but delivers a dull and unfunny resolution.

Sean: Hey guys, I've got a good one for ya! Why did the man run around his bed? So he could catch up on his sleep!

Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.

Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!

comickaze by efiki December 21, 2010

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen

levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze) by soft and simple July 4, 2011

Comikazical 

The act of doing anything to make someone laugh even unto the expense ones self. Making fun of yourself to make others laugh.

Darin is so comikazical

Comikazical by DariusJosephus March 21, 2011

Cumikaze 

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.

Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.

Cumikaze by Cumdik August 27, 2014

cumikaze 

After having sex with protection, swinging your condom David and Goliath style into your partner's face.

Guy: Ahhhhh.... (Or Horse Whinny)
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!

cumikaze by TehGbon May 20, 2011

Cumikaze 

When a woman is sucking you off and right before you cum you stick it inside of her pussy and scream “CUMIKAZE”.

Man1: Hey how did it go last night?
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.

Cumikaze by Riperoni and cheese March 6, 2018

Cumikaze 

When you blow on your own face

Billy was home alone and accidentally cumikazed himself

Cumikaze by Swagdaddy22 October 11, 2018