An inadequate or disappointing joke which was intended by the comedian to induce anticipation of a amusing punchline, but delivers a dull and unfunny resolution.
Sean: Hey guys, I've got a good one for ya! Why did the man run around his bed? So he could catch up on his sleep!
Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.
Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!
Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.
Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!
by efiki December 21, 2010
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levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
by soft and simple July 4, 2011
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• Comikaze Artist
• cumikaze
• compikaze
• Comicbated
• comicize
• Comikazical
• commakaze
• Cosmiclazers
• Cosmikaze
The act of doing anything to make someone laugh even unto the expense ones self. Making fun of yourself to make others laugh.
Darin is so comikazical
by DariusJosephus March 21, 2011
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Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
by Cumdik August 27, 2014
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Guy: Ahhhhh.... (Or Horse Whinny)
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!
by TehGbon May 20, 2011
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Man1: Hey how did it go last night?
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.
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