come off it 

A very Cockney (East-London Slang) phrase, used to express rejection or disbelief. It can also used in a friendly way.

"You're an idiot."
"Come off it!!!"

come off it by NoStringsOnJay March 25, 2016

come off it 

disagreeing with something someone has just said. quite litterally "no way" or "get out of town", "get the fuck out" "get out" "take off"... you get the idea.

"oh my god i'm like sooooooooo fat."
"oh, come off it."

come off it by missanthropy February 15, 2006

come off it 

The action of a female who proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another. If a female is considered a slut she will naturally come off it much easier than someone who sucks and sits on it.

"Jennifer is really hot, but does she come off it?"

"Hey bitch, you comin' off that pussy or what?"

come off it by A-Slam September 15, 2007

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off 

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019