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combee critter

A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.

Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.
Hey Mike , did you catch a gander at that there Combee Critter!?!
combee critter by Combee Critter October 2, 2020
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