columbia, mo 

A Medium sized town in central missouri representing the most liberal area for over one hundred miles in any direction. It is also the home of the university of missouri and pulls in many great musicians as well as artists. Also, being the fourth largest town in the state, it draws in crowds from all over the surrounding area to do things like go to the mall.

Mark: Dude, lets go to Columbia tonight,
Ross: Yeah, I heard that its the only place in mid missouri to find a famous barr.

columbia, mo by Mark Andre September 16, 2005

columbia, mo 

A town with an impressive local music scene, but also apparently home to people who don't know anything about the city (IE: those who call it "homophobic" and don't think there's anything fun to do besides "drink in the middle of corn").

It's too bad that some people are ignorant and give Columbia a bad name.

columbia, mo by No, seriously... March 20, 2005

columbia, mo 

A small, yet homophobic town where people are primarily distracted by frat parties and field parties.

person 1: there's nothing to do
person 2: lets so drink in the middle of corn
person 1: yeah that sounds like a blast!

columbia, mo by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

columbian cum mountain 

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.

that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?

columbian cum mountain by cumstriker May 13, 2010

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses 

What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

Columbian motor boat

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans

Wow that guy just Columbian motor boated that chick

Columbian motor boat by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011

Columbian Mouth Washer 

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

Columbian Mouth Washer by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008