Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.
by Mikey b 650 February 22, 2011
A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.
Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.
by skoto August 19, 2018
sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
by scott you douchebag May 26, 2003
When one runs up to someone with a colostomy bag and pulls it off said person and chugs its contents.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack October 28, 2007
Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?
Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?
Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.
Dude 2:Umbrella too?
Dude 1:No good bro, no good.
Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?
Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.
Dude 2:Umbrella too?
Dude 1:No good bro, no good.
by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
by John Pidcock December 21, 2008
by ClarenceB0ddicker November 28, 2013