Marco's Virginity

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Does not exist. Marco lost it under a table inside a middle school where no one has found it. People say if you go under the exact table and yell pussy then his virginity will appear right in front of your eyes.

Marco's Virginity is a legend.

Marco's Virginity by Spicy_Ness January 23, 2017

Marco's Pizza

the fucking worst fucking pizza place dont fucking work here

man, marco's pizza is the fucking worst place to work

Marco's Pizza by Aaaaaaagdhfjnfndj June 30, 2022

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Marco's Axiom

Marco’s Axiom demonstrated the economic deduction that as more money is devoted to acquiring the Bitcoin, the higher the price goes as what is available at any one time is always only a small portion of the entire supply. This relationship is both infinite and axiomatic, thus even if the buyer had infinite money, it would only necessitate that the price of Bitcoin in that money is also infinite.”

It would be impossible to buy all Bitcoin even with infinite amount of money, it's Marco's Axiom.

Marco's Axiom by Skubany December 17, 2022

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Mario's Tunnel Of Doom

A very unusual cave created by a mysterious floating head, no records have been written about this cave nor has anyone escaped it for those who have entered it. However, some believe that the cave was emerged in March 8, 1991. Its location is unknown but some say that the only way to find the cave is by entering the Bermuda triangle. No one really knows what is in the cave or where it really came from...

I wouldn't go in Mario's Tunnel Of Doom if I were you...

Mario's Tunnel Of Doom by Luigis January 4, 2017

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MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM

The place you go to when you piss off Mario's floating head.

OOOH, MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM! VERY SCARY!

MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM by Someone of non-imporance August 31, 2013

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Mario's floating head

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"

Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

Mario's floating head by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009

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Marco-Sexual

Being a technically homosexual male, sexually attracted only to anime males, or "2-D boys", just like our friend Marco.

You: Wait, isn't John gay? Why wouldn't he want to go on a date with me?
Me: Don't take it personally, he's Marco-sexual. He only likes them 2-D boys.

Marco-Sexual by TallBooty February 7, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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