by blake November 19, 2003

by RachelS December 02, 2003

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!
I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.
by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)
by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007

sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003

Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
by John Pidcock December 22, 2008

by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013
