cologna

Dude, no colognas at the dinner table!

You need to put some deodorant on your cologna, it smells like fish sticks and cottage cheese.

by Deranu August 28, 2009

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colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

by matfunguy July 19, 2015

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Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

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A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.

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by glovebutton February 18, 2014

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Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

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