cologneranger

Someone who wears entirely too much cologne.

I could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.

by Cologne Ranger June 16, 2007

cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.

The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt

by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011