collegesick

Similar to homesick but instead of being away from home, you're being away from college.

You might feel a little lonely, sad and stressed. You'll miss your friends, the faculty, your lectures and maybe even the staff.

Some people are immune to this just because they are happy with their graduation or doesn't care about their surrounding that much.

This term can also be used when you're sick when you leave your college either after graduation or just for a holiday.

"It's has been a week since we graduated but I'm still feeling collegesick."

Me:"Argh... My head hurts, I got a flu and runny nose... and my plans are ruined... My holiday went downhill faster than my grades!"
Her:"I guess you can say that you're having a collegesick?"
Me:"Probably..."

Rick:"Man, it's kinda sad that we had to leave after graduation, I'm already missing them (classmates)"
Don:"Pretty sure that's just college sick bruh. It will go off soon enough..."

collegesick by Yuki.XXIII April 13, 2019

Collegecuck

Usually a girl, although there are soyboys who fall into this category, that spend too much money on college getting a shit degree and not making any lasting friendships or even partying. A collegecuck is perfectly content with working at a job she could’ve gotten out of high school after college, after submerging herself in enormous amounts of debt. A collegecuck will occasionally decide to get a master’s in her useless degree, in the hopes of teaching her useless knowledge to other idiots.

A hardcore collegecuck will get a PhD in philosophy or English, wind up as an adjunct professor with hundreds of thousands in debt, lecturing to bored freshmen who just want to get their GEs out of the way. A normal collegecuck will just become a Bernie Sanders supporter ordinarily, working at Starbucks and harassing conservacucks on the Internet and occasionally in their workplace in their spare time.

Debby: “I’m the most educated person here, so I just can’t care.”
Kyle: “i mean, if your degree mattered, you’d only need a bachelors but instead, you went the collegecuck route”
Debby: “WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT???!!!”

Collegecuck by DefMau5 May 8, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008