colhões 

Colhões Portuguese word for Nuts

Ex. EU tenho os maiores colhões do mundo / I have the biggest Balls in The World

Vou te enfiar os colhões pela puss a dentro / I'm going to shove my balls up your puss

colhões by gosto de tetas October 16, 2017

cohoes car bomb 

The act of placing a shot of Crystal Palace Vodka (usually not from a shot glass but straight from the gallon sized plastic bottle) within a Milwalkees Best Beer (usually in a red SOLO cup and preferrably Ice). Usually done outdoors via the gully, baker fields, or the bike path "benches".

"Man I puked soo much, almost as bad as when I had that Cohoes Car Bomb!"

cohoes car bomb by CHS04 October 6, 2007

cohoes 

A city located on the western side of the Hudson River in Albany County, New York with a population of who gives a shit.

The most recent United States census reports that 12.3% of Cohoes is "African American". Upon complaints the census conducted a door-to-door campaign which resulted in an unrecorded change from the original 12.3% to 1.4%. The census bureau workers reported seeing an overwhelming amount of new shoes, fubu and southpole clothing.

Cohoes is widely known for it's habitual tweakers (methamphetamine users), level 3 sex offenders, arsonists, flaming homosexuals, douchebag cops and it's high eastern european population.

In the city's main park you will find a monument dedicated to incest.

Some traditions in Cohoes are getting pregnant before the age of 18, smoking newports and drinking 40's of cheap beer (even while pregnant), pretending to be from Troy, Latham, Waterford, Maplewood or Colonie.

Cohoes is home to a single high school, where gangsters roll up on unsuspecting 'foos' and threaten to steal their fellow students EBT (foodstamps) cards. I say threaten because these gangsters are actually white posers (they pretend to be italian or colored).

In the past decade scientists and physicians alike have become fascinated in an epidemic which has seemingly overtaken the small city. The virus is known as "staring". Rest assured, if you drive through Cohoes you will be stared upon and maybe put into shock by their dirt smudged faces and yellow teeth.

All persons herein mentioned are from or are employed in Cohoes unless otherwise stated.

Person A: Look at the person from Cohoes!
Person B: How do you know they're from Cohoes?
Person A: See definition above!

"It's a sad, sad thing that dental hygiene is non-existent in Cohoes..."

Person A: Hey man, you get the new Jordans?
Person B: Nah, my FICA check hasn't come yet...

Person A: Hey man, you got any doritos?
Person B: Nah, my foodstamps haven't come yet...

Person A: Hey man, you got some crystal?
Person B: Hells yes

cohoes by Someone not from Cohoes! May 11, 2006

Cohoes hood ornament 

Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.

Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.

Cohoes hood ornament by Sbreps June 2, 2023