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colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events
DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard
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The Colbert Report 

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"
The Colbert Report by aaronak May 13, 2006

The Colbert Report 

Stephen Colbert is a former correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, and now has his own show, The Colbert Report, running at 11:30PM EST , Monday-Thursday,and reruns at 8:30PM EST, which runs on Comedy Central (and various other stations worldwide).
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
There isnt an example, just read the text above and watch The Colbert Report everynight! Along with The Daily Show!

The Colbert Report 

Only the BEST show ever run by Stephen Colbert on comedy central at 11:30
I love the Colbert Report. For once a member of the press that is conservative
The Colbert Report by Fabio J March 28, 2006

the colbert report 

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!
the colbert report by alex14 August 19, 2006

The Colbert Report 

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

The Colbert Report 

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.
The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.
The Colbert Report by Stemic December 14, 2008
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