When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

diet coke (cock) by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

Related Words

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diet coke (cock)

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

diet coke (cock) by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

coke can cock

when your dick is bigger around then it is long.

Coke Can Tommy, screwed another chick.

coke can cock by fyrfyter July 14, 2004

coke can cock

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks

coke can cock by The Authority February 14, 2003

coke can cocktail

A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.

Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!

coke can cocktail by Kurt Heuer May 25, 2008

Cokecocktail

Cokecocktail (or Boogersugarbackwardsboner) is the name of a condition rarely contracted by an adult male that has ingested such copious amounts of cocaine that his penis shrinks into the negative length range.
This effectively causes the penis to retract, and if the dire warning, as indicated by the initial retraction, isn't heeded; the penis eventually retracts to such a degree that it reaches, and eventually emerges from, the male's anus.

Dudebro 1: "Hey, man, have another line, bro!"
Male with sudden onset cokecocktail: "Dude, bro! I shouldn't... Imma be casing sausage soon!"
Dudebro 2: "Oh, shit! You Cokecocktailin'?! Keep going, we'll do lines off of the cokecocktail!"

Cokecocktail by DallasGeorgeShitInMyPants69 April 10, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026