by Beans April 12, 2004

by rev gurtu July 17, 2006

that thing you said was coik
by Vinny April 24, 2004

1) a transitive verb, only applicable to males, used to describe the act of kicking, hitting, or otherwise causing injury to the groin, specifically the testicles (balls). usually used in the past tense (coiked)
see also knackered
2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)
see also knackered
2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)
1) "My little brother was giving me the shits so i coiked him in the balls"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"
2) "I can feel the coik coming on"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"
2) "I can feel the coik coming on"
by Phillip J Brown December 14, 2008

Acronym for Clear Only If Known.
Usually used in response to opaque text or speech that requires prior knowledge of jargon to understand.
Usually used in response to opaque text or speech that requires prior knowledge of jargon to understand.
"Has my order been despatched?"
"It's showing as having been processed by the User Satisfaction Team on the system."
"Coik!"
"I'm sorry sir I don't know what that means."
"Like your response, it is an answer that is only clear if you already know what it means."
"It's showing as having been processed by the User Satisfaction Team on the system."
"Coik!"
"I'm sorry sir I don't know what that means."
"Like your response, it is an answer that is only clear if you already know what it means."
by Sarkey February 15, 2019

by pakoontala September 21, 2016
