Cohones
Cohones by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003
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Cohones
Cohones by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015
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Cohones • Phone Cohones • text cohones • chones • cojones • cohoes • cahones • Colonesian • choones • cahonesitos
Cohones
Cuban slang wich is more intense than coño.
Mostly used as an insult or if your mad
fuck, damn............
Mostly used as an insult or if your mad
fuck, damn............
Cohones by BillTheBeaver May 13, 2005
text cohones
1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.
Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
text cohones by freshpseudo January 30, 2009
Phone Cohones
The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.
Phone Cohones by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009
dirty cojones
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009
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