If you eat a sandwich at Coffman, might as well call it quits and
head over to the hospital. At Coffman ur dreams will come true with a couple of fist fights per month during lunch. We’re a half
ghetto half average
high school. Lookin to Juul? Shouldn’t be a problem just step inside the bathrooms. Did someone say “Spaz” dance party? Yeah we have that too, during lunches. Coffman is overall pretty good at all their sports, except for hockey. Wanna see couples holding hands in the hallways, don’t worry we got you covered!! Chickens running around in the school, yep check that
box. We hate Upper Arlington with a burning passion. Jerome...eh sometimes hate them. CROSSTOWN RIVALRY! Failing ur classes? We will still pass you! Overall Coffman is
ghetto and nice at the same time, it’
s the oldest school in Dublin. We r all pretty chill if u know what I mean.
- Shit you go to Coffman? How many fights you been in?
- Yeah I go to Coffman. Ohhh so ur
ghetto,
gotcha!
DUBLIN COFFMAN- man up or get beat up