coffeefee 

The approximate amount of money spent on coffee per month.

My coffeefee is extrem high this month.

coffeefee by PrehistoricPotato December 12, 2016

coffeefee 

It means Coffeys, but better.

"hey do you wanna go get coffeefee"

coffeefee by becarefulimalawyer September 28, 2020

Coffeespeak 

1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.

Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

Coffeespeak by esau kessler February 21, 2008

Coffeefall 

An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.

Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.

Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.

“This morning I had an EPIC coffeefall, but the house smells like fresh brewed coffee.”

Coffeefall by crazyonekid February 14, 2012

cofeefee 

Compliments to the president for this word, we may never know the meaning 🤪

I want to see Ivanka’s cofeefee 😳

cofeefee by Leotherat September 21, 2019

Coffeeful 

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

Coffeeful by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013