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coffee cart

act of climbing onto a object in a public place and declaring an undying, eternal love for a woman
"Someone is gonna need to give me a hand down from this coffee cart slash city cat, titanic like scene area, because im Silas Cocks, and im a big dork, i listen to emo, and i could fall, instead of telling a girl i like her, and that could be really embarrassing, more embarrassing."
coffee cart by sniffff snifff June 22, 2008
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coffeecat 

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.
i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.
coffeecat by rockthetandem June 29, 2007

CoffeeArt 

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee
CoffeeArt by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022

coffeecat 

A person who won't get a coffee by themselves but they will follow you when you go to have a coffee just to get on your nerves.
Hey! Give me some space. Why are you being such a coffeecat?
coffeecat by Fresh and Juicy June 28, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026