coconutties

The Cookies Sold By The Girls In The First Despicable Me, Sadly The Girls Only Sold 18 Coconutties :(

YOU ONLY SOLD 18 COCONUTTIES DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD SALES DAY?!?!

by CoconuttieMan January 28, 2021

coconutter

a crazy and really annoying person

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"

by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018

Coconutting

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

by madokatan August 7, 2017

Coconutted

To add coconut to something

Aly: I just got coconutted at starbucks
Chris: you cant get enough coconut flavored drinks can you?

by TRASH FROG October 22, 2019

Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007

coconuttin

When a group of staff at a summer camp dancing and chanting “COCONUT!”around a coconut shell candle.

Luke and Richard started bouncing up and down, everyone else followed suit. They were coconuttin until Ansley blew out the candle

by TNTwonXmasinJuly2022 April 16, 2023

coconutting

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.

what is coconutting?

by Line and Steen May 3, 2008