Coconutting 

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

Coconutting by madokatan August 7, 2017

Coconutting 

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

Coconutting by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007

coconutting 

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.

what is coconutting?

coconutting by Line and Steen May 3, 2008

Coconutting 

Code for gay sex in a tropical location.

Bruce and I are totally going to Fire Island for some hardcore coconutting.

Coconutting by dcxoffender April 2, 2009

coconutting 

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.

Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!

coconutting by coconuttingisfun August 6, 2017

Coconutting 

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

Coconutting by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021

Coconutting 

An action preformed by 4 or more individuals who bounce up and down around a certain item or area. (hopefully, around a coconut)

Those campers over there are coconutting where the flagpole would be.

Coconutting by BetterThanPitbull June 29, 2022