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Cockswallow

Often refered by Daytona Beach spring breaker dudes, as the Florida state bird.Used as a pick up line to break the ice with ditzy,airheaded extremely drunk blonde bitches,to subliminally influence them to swallow your cock.Dude says,"Yo baby,do you know what the Florida state bird is(I bet you do!)?Dumb drunk bitch says,"No,what?"Dude says"The Cockswallow!"Drunk hot bitch says,"Oh yeah,I can do that for you right now!Dude says"Hell yeah baby start suckin' and don't forget to swallow!"
Pick up line to get your cock swallowed by dumb blonde drunk bitches or cockswallows!Works every time!
by STONEDPIMPDADDY June 22, 2009
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pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team
we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.
by Shatfinger July 4, 2008
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cockswallop

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
by Husky simons July 22, 2019
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Cockswallogy

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
by Yerac July 18, 2009
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cockallowing

The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.
So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.
by BBTOPS August 20, 2009
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cockwallock

paul was being such a cockwallock earlier he didn't know Africa was a continent
by DarklyV2 January 26, 2022
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Cobswallow

A very old or decrepit vagina usually contains cobwebs and feels like sandpaper, Usually possessed by mothers who are 40 and over.
Yo, i walked in on your mom in the bathroom and she has a cobswallow...
by Poonanisrock October 13, 2009
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