cockrocodile

-a crocodile that has been so abused that it has its snout indented which increases the amount of abuse due to ease of insertion
-crocodile so well-endowed that when it spins it can at the same time rape any antelope, lion, hyena or other victim, except for the hippo that has protective layers of chastity fat blankets
-a special sized cockroach that is known to inhabit university accommodation apartment buildings, especially in rooms with a lot of boys that don't wash their bed-linens

-I saw this sculpture from the baths of Caracalla of a crocodile, but its snout was off...
-Oh you mean a cockrocodile?
-Yes, actually I now remember heard the word the first time I saw Steve Irwin ride a crocodile that had such a massive member it almost choked the guy while he was trying to choke the croco in turn. I almost got a hard-on that day.
-Well, it wouldn't have been as massive as the one I got when I visited Toshko's dormitory the other day, there were so much croco choking in that 12-boy room you could see cockrocodiles stampeding all over the floor.

cockrocodile by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi November 18, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012