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A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.
Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020

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When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020

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An old uncle who is very creepy and stares at his nephews in a strange way. He is either retarded or perverted or both.
Do you like kinko?
No i think he is a rapist.
Don`t worry he used to be but now he is a janitor in the kindergarten.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020

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A pussy that is very arrogant.
Hey look at that hoe!
She is a real bossy pussy.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020

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A very macho anus.
Woah can you look at that major anus!
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020

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