cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

chocolate fondue

The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.

"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."

by Mike Morningwood July 27, 2008

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010

chocolate fondue

removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker

After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.

by RadMDMarc December 17, 2008

chocolate fondue fountain

The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.

Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.

by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013

Chocolate Fondue

The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.

I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.

by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009

Chocolate Fondue

The hot melted chocolate you drizzle on bodies and lick off.
its kinky.

my wildest fantasy is to have someone drizzle hot melted chocolate fondue all over my body and lick it off. yum

by claricenumberone December 27, 2009