Definitions by ltcdm02

hedgehog chog 

When you do a shit that is so rough and painful it makes your arse bleed. It is like shitting a hedgehog.

I went to the toilet this morning and it turned out to be a hedgehog chog. It was so painful and my arse bled.

hedgehog chog by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013

chocolate fondue fountain 

The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.

Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.

chocolate fondue fountain by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013