cockfin 

A rare disorder, affecting sea creatures (mostly dolphins) causing the dorsal fin to resemble a human phallus.

"Sorry Billy, we can't to sea-world today because Shamoo is suffering from a severe case of cockfin."

cockfin by FSChef May 19, 2018

cockfight 

the process of two guys fighting over a girl

guy1: I WANT HER!

guy2: NO I DO!

person walking by: COCKFIGHT!

cockfight by XxI<3gUiTaRxX November 29, 2009

cockfight 

The sport of kings.

There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.

cockfight by h3dtr4m4 February 5, 2008

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.

„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“

cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

Cocking Nora 

The phrase "cocking nora" is British slang for "Fucking Hell" as "cocking" is another way to say fucking and "Nora" is used to day hell like in the phrase "bloody nora".

Cocking Nora!, I just hit my car against the wall.

Cocking Nora by Against Fags mynameisnotibby June 28, 2021

Briggsy Cockfighting 

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.

I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

Briggsy Cockfighting by des lynam's love-gland August 4, 2009