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cockfink 

Used to describe an unpleasant colleague who is usually characterised by a lack of bodily hygiene, a tendency to lick the boss's ass, and an uncanny sense of hearing.
Oi you fackin smelly cockfink I'm 20 feet away from you and you still listen in on my private conversation? You are like batfink with those ears but you smell like an unwashed penis so I'll call you COCKFINK.
cockfink by Cris Henvon April 16, 2003
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Cockwinked 

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.
I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.
Cockwinked by Screwlewse June 8, 2016
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CockinKnockin 

Slang for homosexual rubbing of penises.
Homo dude 1: Hey, we should go CockinKnockin tonight!
Homo dude 2 : I would love that!

Cockwinkle

A part of the male body that has been referred to as the penis.
Sean Stuck his Cockwinkle in his hand.
Cockwinkle by ZoltanWithFries April 4, 2009

cock fink 

A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
cock fink by Peter D King May 26, 2008
A rare disorder, affecting sea creatures (mostly dolphins) causing the dorsal fin to resemble a human phallus.
"Sorry Billy, we can't to sea-world today because Shamoo is suffering from a severe case of cockfin."
cockfin by FSChef May 19, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026