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cockfink 

Used to describe an unpleasant colleague who is usually characterised by a lack of bodily hygiene, a tendency to lick the boss's ass, and an uncanny sense of hearing.
Oi you fackin smelly cockfink I'm 20 feet away from you and you still listen in on my private conversation? You are like batfink with those ears but you smell like an unwashed penis so I'll call you COCKFINK.
cockfink by Cris Henvon April 16, 2003
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Cockwinked 

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.
I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.
Cockwinked by Screwlewse June 8, 2016

CockinKnockin 

Slang for homosexual rubbing of penises.
Homo dude 1: Hey, we should go CockinKnockin tonight!
Homo dude 2 : I would love that!

Cockwinkle

A part of the male body that has been referred to as the penis.
Sean Stuck his Cockwinkle in his hand.
Cockwinkle by ZoltanWithFries April 4, 2009

cock fink 

A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
cock fink by Peter D King May 26, 2008
A rare disorder, affecting sea creatures (mostly dolphins) causing the dorsal fin to resemble a human phallus.
"Sorry Billy, we can't to sea-world today because Shamoo is suffering from a severe case of cockfin."
cockfin by FSChef May 19, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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