Cockdip 

A person who likes to dip their penis in differrent substances, mostly liquids.

Damm Jonny, why are you such a cock dip?

Cockdip by Forsaken May 17, 2004

cockdiesel

(adj) 1. To be extremely muscular or bulky. 2. (n) A brute

That dude is cockdiesel.
Don't fuck with him, he's a fucking cockdiesel.

cockdiesel by Anonymous May 16, 2003

cockwipe 

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

Cockzipilis 

This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...

Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head

Cockzipilis by i heart 69 May 23, 2008

cockdiver

1. A derogatory term for homosexuals.

2. A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

3. A baseless insult.

Todd, you're a cockdiver!~

cockdiver by feelin disturbed January 27, 2004

Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

cockzipilis 

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.

Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

cockzipilis by The mighty zipilis June 20, 2008