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cockbeat 

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.
cockbeat by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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cockbeat 

Th present tense for someone who is consistantly annoying, exageratory or generally socially retarded.
Mate, you are such a cockbeat.
cockbeat by RQQST3RT33TH April 14, 2005

Cockbeat 

When a male gets so hard and horny, your cock grows to the pinnacle of its possible size, releasing quick jolts of cum all over, and it happens anywhere from 2-20 times, anything past that is inhumane. It launches off base at lightning speeds. And it feels similar to a heartbeat, only located in your cock. Sometimes, you can feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins like a cum god.
Brock - I was balls deep in my bitch when I felt the cockbeat around 12 times. Felt like a machine gun in my pants when I felt it. Pleasure was immeasurable, I think she liked it.

Ryan - Disrespectfully, please never talk again.
Cockbeat by Odyeon June 3, 2024

Cockbeat 

You get so hard n’ horny that semen spews out in short bursts at rocket speeds, usually around 3-15 times, and it feels like a heartbeat in your cock. Sometimes you feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins, and that’s when you know you reached Cum-God status.
Brock - I was balls deep in my girl when I started feeling the cockbeat, and it felt like I had a machine gun in my pants. I had reached the apex of our sex. I felt the cockbeat all around me tingle with lots of satisfaction.
Rico - Now since when did you reach this zen in the art of cumming Brock, I don’t believe you.
Brock - Ya gotta try, ya just gotta try my g. You’ll feel the highest feeling of pleasure any man can get to.
Cockbeat by Odyeon June 3, 2024

cockbean 

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.
That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it
cockbean by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019

cockmeat sandwich 

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
cockmeat sandwich by lenkun August 9, 2008

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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