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A conjunction of the words cock and wank in order to achieve a word that is a derrogatory term reffering to someone who is a complete cunt. The double word/hyphen combo give it a very lengthy presence, however the sharp c and k sounds make for a very hard hitting delivery
Barney is a complete cock-wank
cock-wank by Beat-Hoven February 14, 2006
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cock wank 

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.
cock wank by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

cock wank 

To discribe A 10/10 bird that gives you the horn without physical contact.
Out in a club/bar and you see a girl thats looking real fit,you turn to ya mates and point her out by saying
"check out the little cock wank over in the corner"
cock wank by Dubber May 25, 2006

Small cock wank stain

Hey it’s a Barry he’s a small cock wank stain

Small cock wank stain

Hey it’s Barry he’s a small cock wank stain

cock nugget wank head

"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"

Wank My Cock 

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.
Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.
Wank My Cock by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007
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