Definitions by mznxbcv

bucket clout 

The same as bucket minge but with clout used instead of minge. No difference in meaning, just reworded.

"omg she had a total bucket clout, i wasnt even touching the sides!"

bucket clout by mznxbcv November 8, 2007

whitey mission 

Going out drinking or smoking in excess and you know you will whitey

"have u got the drinks in for tonite"
"yep we are gonna have a total whitey mission"

whitey mission by mznxbcv November 8, 2007

ryton 

A small village about 30 mins drive from Newcaslte Upon Tyne. Nothing to do in it therefore definatly not worth a visit but not too rough either. About a 3.5 out of 10 chance of bieng punched.

Ryton village. Newcastle Upon tyne

ryton by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

cock wank 

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.

What a cock wank!!!!

cock wank by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

foot wank 

To place an erect penis inbetween your partners (or your own depending on how flexible you are) feet, and to thrust in and out. Also used as a humerous insult.

"what a foot wank!!!!"

foot wank by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

bodge 

Means to fill a hole, therefore used to mean sex.

You see a fit looking girl. "fancy a bodge?"

bodge by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

chuffed as a beavers clout 

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

chuffed as a beavers clout by mznxbcv November 7, 2007