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cock-sock 

person a: you are a cock-sock
person b: hey
cock-sock by dave1234567890grandma December 17, 2011
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cock-sock 

AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to your very own design specifications.
I've used the same cock-sock for years now and it's become rather crusty. I think I will buy some more from sock-for-your-co.ck, they're great etc.
cock-sock by Malcolm Forbes April 23, 2005

cock-sock 

Appendage for soaking up emissions from a stealth-wank usually perfomed under the bed-covers whilst your partner is asleep.

Any type of sock can be used, preferably white in order to hide evidence.
I didn't have a cock-sock to hand last night, had to use a tissue and the rustling noise woke the wife.
cock-sock by Richard Puller April 22, 2005

cock-sock 

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!
cock-sock by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

cock sock 

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.
Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

Cock sock 

A sock for your cock
Yes I have a cock sock

Cock sock 

if you liked this up, then you are a Cock sock you dumbass
A Cock sock is a person like you, Dumb and bored
Cock sock by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020
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