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cock-sock 

AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to your very own design specifications.
I've used the same cock-sock for years now and it's become rather crusty. I think I will buy some more from sock-for-your-co.ck, they're great etc.
cock-sock by Malcolm Forbes April 23, 2005

cock-sock 

Appendage for soaking up emissions from a stealth-wank usually perfomed under the bed-covers whilst your partner is asleep.

Any type of sock can be used, preferably white in order to hide evidence.
I didn't have a cock-sock to hand last night, had to use a tissue and the rustling noise woke the wife.
cock-sock by Richard Puller April 22, 2005

cock-sock 

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!
cock-sock by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

cock sock 

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.
Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

Cock sock 

Yes I have a cock sock

Cock sock 

if you liked this up, then you are a Cock sock you dumbass
A Cock sock is a person like you, Dumb and bored
Cock sock by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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