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chinese cock worm
The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.
chinese cock worm by Chinese Cock Worm May 11, 2017
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worm cock
a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin penis that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.
OMG worm cock Jack lawrence
jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on
ladies: ok take them off
jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)
ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants
jack: :'( thats my penis!
ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,
(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on
ladies: ok take them off
jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)
ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants
jack: :'( thats my penis!
ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,
(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
worm cock by yhougurt rifle July 16, 2009
Cockworshipper
One who loves the cock so much that he worships it religiously, in hopes of one day having his asshole fulfilled.
Cockworshipper by Nikola February 3, 2004
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