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chinese cock worm 

The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.
I'm pretty sure our president is the result of a Chinese cock worm.

worm cock 

a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin penis that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.
OMG worm cock Jack lawrence

jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on

ladies: ok take them off

jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)

ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants

jack: :'( thats my penis!

ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,

(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
worm cock by yhougurt rifle July 16, 2009
A devious side screwing POS. A person who will attempt ridiculous and transparent charades to hide the truth.
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" (wizard of oz). Usage: That guy Chancey is such a cockworm!
cockworm by Alsu January 29, 2010

Cockworshipper 

One who loves the cock so much that he worships it religiously, in hopes of one day having his asshole fulfilled.
Tommy is such a cockworshipper, I hear he joined a cult that participates in circle jerks.
Cockworshipper by Nikola February 3, 2004

Cockworshipper 

someone that is bi and in love with someone at school, and cant get enough of staring at his cock.
1. trent is such a cockworshipper.
2. Trent is mitchells cockworshipper.
Cockworshipper by grim love November 19, 2007
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020