a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin penis that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.
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jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on
ladies: ok take them off
jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)
ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants
jack: :'( thats my penis!
ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,
(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on
ladies: ok take them off
jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)
ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants
jack: :'( thats my penis!
ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,
(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
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