cockworm

A devious side screwing POS. A person who will attempt ridiculous and transparent charades to hide the truth.

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" (wizard of oz). Usage: That guy Chancey is such a cockworm!

cockworm by Alsu January 29, 2010

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwombling thundercunt by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

cockwarming 

When a top/dominate inserts their penis or penis-like object into a bottom/submissive's vagina, anus, or mouth and keeps it there for warmth and pleasure. Could be considered a more intimate way of spooning.

After we had sex, he stayed inside me and I fell asleep cockwarming him.

cockwarming by darlingero January 10, 2021

Cockwarming 

The action of sitting on ones penis in anal or vaginal canal to keep warm no thrusting

Justin was cockwarming josh

Cockwarming by Kitchenclover May 14, 2021

Cockwomblingthundercunt 

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.

That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt

Cockwomblingthundercunt by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021