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Willy big cock 

Willy big cock has a very big cock and likes to spread joy and positivity. Btw he’s a very thicc boy
Willy big cock by Willy big boy November 2, 2020

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' 

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.
"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock

The best inside joke for Cards Against Humanity
Often used to make people laugh
I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't finish the homework because of Will's gigantic throbbing cock

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock 

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

cockwolly 

Noun: A British term for something highly unplausible or "nonsense" in slang.
Brad: Did you hear what he said?
Sam: Yeah it was right cockwolly!
cockwolly by Awkwardcupcake101 November 19, 2017