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Its when a man experiences a great orgasm, one that can be remembered for a long time.

John: Man, last night I hooked up with this blonde at the bar
Mike: yeah? What happened?
John: I got cock wasted big time, it was one of the best orgasms I ever had in weeks!

cock wasted by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Words you can keep

shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

shit-cock wasted by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

Related Words

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Cockwashed

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about

Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

Cockwashed by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021

Cockpasted

Covering a surface entirely with cum

Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week

Cockpasted by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022

cockwaste

A person or institution that has the potential to be very helpful but instead fails; instead of "Creating or changing a life", they just become "jizz on your face".

1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.

2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.

cockwaste by isaycake August 10, 2016

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026