Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.
Its when a woman thinks the guy at the bar loves her and then she takes him home and has sex with him, only to realize that his only intention was to get laid for the night.
Jane: Hey Stacey how was your weekend?
Stacey: It was ok, I met this guy I thought he was the one for me...
Jane: And?
Stacey: Turns out he was a cock trap just like all my other weekend hookups...
A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.
Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.
An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese fingertrap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.