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cock tongs 

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.
"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."
cock tongs by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006
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Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cocktongs 

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.
Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.
Cocktongs by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021

CockTong 

When a man doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
"Dude that's wicked gross. Wash ya damn cocktongs."
CockTong by Stumpy2088 July 13, 2015

cocklongster 

cocklongster is called someone when they have a super big dick or either they have a small one.
Yo mate you're a cocklongster
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