cock toboggan 

An extremely large and buoyant cock that is usually the entertainment at midget birthday parties instead of pony rides.

Hey you ugly sack of defective genes! It's your birthday, so you're the first one to get to ride the cock toboggan! Don't fall off!

cock toboggan by Johnny U. June 4, 2005

cock toboggan 

its a super slutty chick that is so easy and skanky that you could ride her down the hill like a toboggan

wow man you shoulda seen me ride her like a cock toboggan

cock toboggan by cumdumpster444 December 16, 2008

Cocktoboggan

An arrogant idiot who infuriates those around him with his mistaken notions of reality

JFC Kevin, you are such a cocktoboggan! You are so wrong, you are no longer in this timeline. Please educate yourself!

See also douche canoe

Cocktoboggan by Invisigoth510 March 31, 2023